笑話集(34) COMPLETE and FINISH

What is the difference between COMPLETE and FINISH?
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, there is a difference: When you marry the right person, you are COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong person, you are FINISHED.
When the right one catches with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED.